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Posted on June 1, 2012 via Look how they shine for you. with 1,395 notes
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The Greatest Ad for an English Tutor
Day 1: Learn how to say “Does he look like a bitch?”
Posted on June 1, 2012 via Funny Or Die with 823 notes
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Posted on May 19, 2012 via As two parts of one being with 4,011 notes
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Why do I even bother talking to you? Its a mystery. You’re obviously too busy to even bother
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Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
And Lily showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”
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Posted on May 4, 2012 via Places to Be //&// People to See with 34,659 notes
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Posted on April 20, 2012 via No big deal with 2,276 notes
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Book Dumbledore:Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?Movie Dumbledore:HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE FROM HELL? DID YOU? HUH?Haha!
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You are the apple of my eye. Literally
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That's pretty much said in the title already
